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4 ways to kill ilia thought up by one of my friends now in a story of how it happened

1st: Death by Gun link and ilia were walking around the forest " I finally know how to get
rid of her" he thought. "link are we going to be there soon" said ilia "right here" said link
"i've been here a lot" said ilia "well this is you last time" said link "what do yo" she was cut
off for link had just shot her in the head with a gun "this thing kicks ass" said link

2nd: Death by Assasian link was walking in hyrule feild when he saw a man wearing a black
suit and being chased by bulbins link got rid of them and then "thank you" said the man
"no problem" said link "is there anything i can do for you anyone you need to be rid of" said
the man with a grin with a smirk link said "well there is one person" "fifty rupees please"
said the man "alright" link said paid him then told him how to find ilia (the annoying bitch)
1 hour later he came back with her head

3rd: Death by Sword link was practicing with his sword while ilia and the kids watched after
he used the jump strike to show off ilia came up and said "let me try" "no" said link then
she stared pulling on the sword trying to take it away then they started to tug on the ends
links hands were blistered and sweaty so he just let go and the sword went right threw
her then she fell to the ground dead "all well" said link and he and the kids pretended like
it never happened

4th: Death by Fall one day link went to death mountain with ilia following him he couldn't
get her to leave him alone now adays then he thought of something. he lead her to the top
of the volcano and she looked down "it's a long way to the bottom she thought just then
link pushed her into the crater and listened to her scream until she hit the lava "well that
takes care of that" said link
this is the story version of a picture my friend :iconemoguy43: made if you want to see it go to his site
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twilight-farie Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2009   Photographer
thats hilarious! Awsome job. Wait until Ilia messes with my oc Jade in the future....
Jokersita Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2007
Adbyers2 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2007
Thank you
Aoi--usagi Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2007

way to go!!!

XXD i ilia is so anoying !!
Adbyers2 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2007
Yes she is thanks for the fav
Aoi--usagi Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2007
welcomeeeeeeeeee :heart:
Adbyers2 Featured By Owner May 18, 2007
i already did
Emoguy43 Featured By Owner May 18, 2007
send that to the AIC
Emoguy43 Featured By Owner May 18, 2007
so fucking funnny :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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